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his diminutive structure was transported to this location, the geographical center of the Continental United States. It retains the ability to be moved with a convenient tow-hitch, as this is a requirement perhaps anticipated due to global warming. When the sea levels rise, the center of the country must subsequently reposition. Tractor-trailer transportation over public highways will help us cope with the impending Algore prophecies. By the way, the principal constituents of Earth's atmosphere are nitrogen at 78 percent and oxygen at 21 percent. Carbon dioxide exists at only 0.03 percent.
“The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.” - Ferdinand Magellan
